BJM: Cornmaker

August 14, 2006 @ 4:58 pm · Filed under Sketches

“Cornmaker” is a bizarre sketch about hopes, dreams, desires, and corn. This is the first sketch in which Drew, Andy and myself play characters outside of ourselves- Bob, Jimmy and Mike respectively. The characters originated from a hilariously offbeat comic strip Drew used to do quite regularly.The idea to play characters outside of ourselves was an artistic choice to help add to the credibility during the events that transpire in the course of the eleven minutes of “Cornmaker”. The circumstances that follow are truly from the realm of science fiction.

Aside from the content, the download itself is not for the faint of heart. The Quicktime file is a sizable one of sixty some-odd megabytes. If you download this then you have truly proven to be the noblest of fans to the P! Company. So power on your external 14k modems and dial-up to adventure in the P! Company’s latest exploits with the powerful and wondrous…. CORNMAKER !!!!

-Kyle

4 Comments »

  1. JohnnyG said,

    August 14, 2006 @ 8:17 pm

    OMG iz that thing rly real??!?!?!

    yah dude that shit roxxors

  2. drewseph said,

    August 15, 2006 @ 12:37 am

    My favorite part was when the Cornmaker told us how clever we are.

  3. RyanNuhfer said,

    August 15, 2006 @ 2:44 am

    Well, I liked it. It took me 23 days to load it, but it’s well worth it.

    Especially the fact that Andy looks like Gonzo with that gasmask on.

  4. RyanNuhfer said,

    August 27, 2006 @ 12:42 am

    I thought alot about what I’d put in the cornmaker.

    My first thought was money. But I realized, above all other things, that this is what I would put in it:

    Jessica Alba.

    Then we could put the rest of the women in concentration camps or something. Use them for food.

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