Pretension.mov - this little piece comes from the mind of a true cinematic genius, myself- J.K. Sweeney. At the conclusion of my undergraduate education, I completed this as my thesis film. The professors raved about its brilliance, its derivative nature, and yes, its complete and utter pretension. Needless to say, I was awarded the honorable mention at the Westlake Community College’s Movie and Pizza Night of May 2004 in the commons room of the Macarthur Building. It screened between the Unionboard’s viewings of “Saving Silverman” and “Road Trip”.

SEEDS OF ZARTAR- this one is an old YouTube favorite. A young man deals with his two ridiculous and annoying roommates with hilarious results. This piece contains some of the most quotable lines from our repertoire- like, “The bridge between souls grows stronger,” “One mug, two mug, three mug, four,” and the always entertaining, “From A, to Z, to A, to Z, to A again. Do you understand?” It’s almost too much to handle.

Enjoy.
-Kyle