Be our MySpace friend!!!!!

Yes, we too have sold out to the masses and finally joined the MySpace* internet fad as “The P! Company”. We figured if Twentieth Century Fox could sell John Tucker Must Die on MySpace than the P! Company can do the same.

So if you are on MySpace, feel free to add us as your friend or drop us a line or maybe even- I’m sorry I can’t do this…

Ok, let me level with you guys. We had a meeting two weeks ago over at P! Company HQ. Anyway, one of the executives has demanded we get twenty-five friends on the new MySpace profile in the month of September or else. I don’t know about you but when Andy and I heard the bloodcurdling words “Or Else!” from our superiors, we imagined the worst.

If all this wasn’t bad enough, after being completely emasculated in the meeting, Andy felt he had to re-assert himself and regain his alpha-male status- as one of the new, relatively attractive female assistants just happened to be serving us small glasses of Evian water.

In his zeal for fairer sex, Andy assured the executives that we would have no less than one hundred MySpace friends by September 30, 2006, 12:47:31 PM CST [GMT -6].So I beseech you to help us reach our ridiculous and despicable goal. The P! Company needs your help. Please, push us out onto your friends (or enemies).

And in return for your assistance, we have completed a new appropriately themed sketch. In this one, a guy seeks his own personal affirmation at a party, but he’s not fooling anyone. We only hope the professionals can protect him from himself before it’s too late. Enjoy.

-Kyle

*Note: MySpace.com is an amazing website where you can make millions of cool new friends. Become friends with Musicians, Comedians, Actors, Actresses, Filmmakers, and high school/college yuppies who don’t have Facebook.