Another Friday, another update. I’m not really sure how to introduce this sketch. But I have been doing a lot of thinking about things- society, culture, politics, etc. and it may be prudent to start with that.

Let me start by saying that Dolph Lundgren is a beautiful man. I know what you think- you are thinking that Kyle is going on another one of his homoerotic rants. Well, that simply is not the case. I just think since, as men, we traditionally ogle the female form- what is to stop us from admiring the chiseled physique of a man in a completely plutonic way. It’s like admiring someone else’s supped up, bitchin ’99 Camero Z28 Convertible. Does that seem out of place?

Well, maybe.

All’s that I’m saying is that the human form is a beautiful thing, and we as a culture should do everything in our power to make ourselves look like the models in popular fashion magazines and those wonderful Abercrombie ads.

Think about it, if we all looked perfect, there would be no war or famine, leaders would get along by admiring each others’ distinguished good looks- not their political track records, opposing agendas, or sketchy platforms.

If George Clooney was president, politics could fix itself from the ugly, broken-down, lying hypocritical entity it is into a simpler thing- that of a high school popularity contest.

I don’t know about you, but I miss the simpler times of high school; where there were so many of those universal constants- when the Captain of the football team dated the cheerleader, the nerd got his math book, the band geek dated exclusively within the band organization, and the odd alternative kids sort of got stuck in the middle. Now, I’m not a proponent of a class system that is determined by the school organizations or social cliques you surround yourself in. But to me, that’s a life I could really get behind. That’s a life where I think I could confidently raise my children in the future- a beautiful future.

So next time you’re at the polls, think about what I’ve said here. Your vote could be the next step to ensure a new kind of living in a precious utopian society full of perfectly chiseled men and women as if they were molded by the gods themselves.

On a side note, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who has recently visited the site and/or the new P! Company MySpace profile. Be sure to continue checking out the new sketches every week.

-Kyle