The Searchlight Beacon: Goals

October 16, 2006 @ 7:59 am · Filed under Blogs, Other Videos, inspirational

Mr. MacDougal has lined up a whole series of wonderful titles for the viewers and patrons of our little sketch comedy website. Well, I wish I could say it was sketch comedy, but sadly it is the second in a series of infomercials continuing from last week.

“Searchlight Beacon LLC- Seminars for Life”TM provides a great opportunity to think, evaluate, challenge, and succeed in the issues of your life. They say if you take a moment to break down the problem, the solution will present itself clearly. Let’s take my recent loss of standing in the P! Company for example. First, I think about it- I hate the idea of loosing my shares, my rights, and my say in the company. Second, I evaluate- Umm, MacDougal is a jackass, an untalented idiot who couldn’t write sketch comedy if he erased someone else’s name off the script. I’m much funnier. Maybe if I were to apply myself really hard, I could re-assert myself into the company- you know, pick up the pieces after MacDougal screws it all up. Third, I think I challenge and/or succeed. Well, that seems simple enough. I’ll just do that.

I’ve got to tell you this process really does work. I feel better already. I’m thankful that it was mandatory for all personnel to take the course. Whether it is or isn’t brain-washing, “Searchlight Beacon LLC- Seminars for Life”TM can help you take life by the horns. I tell you what, take the course and we will talk about it. I’ll bring the fruit punch if you bring the matching jumpsuits and tennis shoes. It promises to be an evening not to soon be forgotten.

-Kyle

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18 Comments »

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    October 22, 2006 @ 3:14 am

    I was sad about the P! Co going under, but I have to say that Searchlight Beacon is changing my life.

    It’s full of s-potential!

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    October 23, 2006 @ 12:10 am

    I personally like the grass background. Or maybe the bamboo…..

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