THE SOCIAL WAR
This week The P! Company had a unexpected eruption the likes of which we’d never seen before. Over the social networking site Facebook, we each let our savage natures get the better of us.
For 38 straight minutes, statuses were feverishly posted- each liked or un-liked, some reported to Facebook High Command. Comments bounced back and forth- any soul that attempted to step in between the two warring factions was quickly annihilated under the thick breathe this war had breed.
Both Andy and myself let an ugly side of ourselves out onto the unsuspecting web, and for that- we apologize.
But for your entertainment we’ll post a nice representation of the middle of the day’s events or you could click here…
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Andy: I like how you think you’re too cool for school, but you’re so not. Not even close!!
Kyle: Andy, I like how you always say you are “all that and a bag of chips,” but in actuality you are not “that” or “a bag” or “chips”.
Andy: Please join me in celebrating national Travis County “Shut Up Kyle, He’s a Dummy” Year
Kyle: Andy, you think your interests are “charming” and “quirky” when really they are not. Crocheting a series of Starfleet uniforms for your Barbie doll collection is not cool (or normal).
Andy: Your @$$ is grass
Kyle: I’m cool. Others drool. Click that you like this- if you hate Andy! Tweet with this hashtag to join the movement #andyblowskylerock
Andy: Become the mayor of Kyle’s Microscopic Penis on Foursquare (if you can fit!!!)
Kyle: Uncool. I’m the Mayor of my Penis!
Andy: Everyone, please say something mean about Kyle on this thread!!!!
Kyle: Here’s some math for you… Andy < Kyle. You just got mathed.
Andy [as Kyle]: loves Andy sooooooooooo much@@@! :
Kyle: I DO NOT! I DO NOT!!!! MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED!!!!!
Andy: Is this true, Kyle?
