For 38 straight minutes, statuses were feverishly posted- each liked or un-liked, some reported to Facebook High Command. Comments bounced back and forth- any soul that attempted to step in between the two warring factions was quickly annihilated under the thick breathe this war had breed.

Both Andy and myself let an ugly side of ourselves out onto the unsuspecting web, and for that- we apologize.

But for your entertainment we’ll post a nice representation of the middle of the day’s events or you could click here…

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Andy: I like how you think you’re too cool for school, but you’re so not. Not even close!!

Kyle: Andy, I like how you always say you are “all that and a bag of chips,” but in actuality you are not “that” or “a bag” or “chips”.

Andy: Please join me in celebrating national Travis County “Shut Up Kyle, He’s a Dummy” Year

Kyle: Andy, you think your interests are “charming” and “quirky” when really they are not. Crocheting a series of Starfleet uniforms for your Barbie doll collection is not cool (or normal).

Andy: Your @$$ is grass

Kyle: I’m cool. Others drool. Click that you like this- if you hate Andy! Tweet with this hashtag to join the movement #andyblowskylerock

Andy: Become the mayor of Kyle’s Microscopic Penis on Foursquare (if you can fit!!!)

Kyle: Uncool. I’m the Mayor of my Penis!

Andy: Everyone, please say something mean about Kyle on this thread!!!!

Kyle: Here’s some math for you… Andy < Kyle. You just got mathed.

Andy [as Kyle]: loves Andy sooooooooooo much@@@! :

Kyle: I DO NOT! I DO NOT!!!! MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED!!!!!

Andy: Is this true, Kyle?

CBS has acquired the rights to Kubrick’s classic science fiction film, 2001: A Space Odyssey- and here is the repackaged television goodness. It’s surely a series that will last as many season’s as the now regrettably canceled original “Law and Order” with a comedy quotient that reflects back to the episodes of “Laugh In”. Your TV is now primed for hilarity!

Starring Keir Dullea, Gary Lockwood, and Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing as the Hal 9000. This fall CBS stands for COMEDY BELONGS in SPACE.

Make it if you can. Tickets are $10 and you get over an hour and a half of comedy from both the P! Company and Coldtowne’s Mainstage Sketch Revue “Shanty Town Lake”. It guarantees to be a fun night.

And stay for the 10pm- Your Terrific Neighbors and Midnight Society wrap up the evening’s performances. Then… the partying starts. (Or so I’m told- I’m not exactly sure what all that party stuff is about.)

See you there!

Dave and JT run a little company that likes to have fun (ie luring young men back to their apartment via a craigslist post in hopes of “selling their couch”). This is how dreams of idealistic online//offline capitalism can be taken advantage of.

Check out all of the action at www.dudestakeoffshirtforcouch.com

The inaugural year of the ATX Sketchfest is here. The sketch comedy festival, put on by local comedy theater- Coldtowne, will officially kick off it’s inaugural year Thursday Night (tonight) starting at 8pm. Groups from all over are performing this weekend- notably: Dear Frailty, Your Terrific Neighbors, Midnight Society, Shanty Town Lake, Stag, Ghetto Sketch Warlock, Audience of Two, and David Holmes and the Friday Forty- to name a few.

But best of all, The P! Company is performing in the popular Friday- 8pm slot. So, pick up your tickets here!

So prepare to see some of what the P! Company has been up to over the last couple of months with both video and live sketches or so. 2010 is the year of the P! Company- so get ready for a lot more action here (the web) and here (locally in Austin, TX).

Kyle needs a haircut, but he’s hanging out with his friend Dwayne. Dwayne, it turns out, is a barber, so Kyle won’t have to go to his fancy hair stylist if only he can survive the haircut with his friend. It’s a recipe for disaster. Will Dwayne cut off a little more than just Kyle’s hair? Find out… by watching the video.

Luckily, I had access to my cellphone to continue tweeting (@thepcompany) throughout the entire ordeal.  And the aliens, cruel as they may be, did allow us to perform back in January for the Montreal Comedy Showcase- which was a pretty great show in case you missed it.

Anyway,  stuff’s been crazy- simple as that. But the P! Company is back, again. the P! Company has been recharging the ole batteries, and is ready to unleash the best and brightest comedy back at you in person and on the web!

And the P! Company presents “The Best of Andy…(so far)” – a playlist with with some of the finer Andy moments. I hope you guys will enjoy.

Hence, The P! Company presents “The Best of Kyle…(so far)”. I made a playlist with some of my self-perceived finer moments in the little sketch video business, and I hope you guys will enjoy these gems. Also, if you are hiring for dramatic/comic based work, I work for Blu-Rays. Here’s my headshot.

We’ve got a lot on the docket for this year; more sketch shows with “Midnight Society Presents”, potential musical and sitcom ideas floating around, and much more content here on the site. So, stick around and laugh with us or catch us live up at Coldtowne Theater.